Category: Stuff My Kids Said

“If you eat poop, then when you poop do you poop extra poop?

Behold the mind of a five year old. Now, marvel.

“We’re going to go upstairs and work on going back to when you could make good music. First we need something that makes the noise not sound like your brain, and sound more like an instrument.”

Thanks, Gabriel.

*sob*

I forgot these two gems foisted on me as I bid the darlings farewell yesterday:

“Good luck. With the driving.”
-Gabriel

“Give me some sugar.”
-Sean

Gabriel even made his mother email me while I was on the road, to wish me good luck one more time.

So, the kids are developing their own cartoon idea that they want to pitch to Cartoon Network and Nick Toons. It’s about two brothers who are super heroes who fight robots that steal colors. They also encounter ninja robots and squid monsters that want to steal their penises and butts (Gabriel’s words, not mine), which the squid monsters want to wear.

Gabriel’s catchphrase is “Watch out, this could get messy.”, and Sean’s is “Check it.” Presumably the catchphrases would be uttered in that order:
“Watch out, this could get messy.”
“Check it.”

I’m waiting for the pilot episode….

“Sometimes I get the itches on my butt. That means I can scratch them off.”

Sean has a unique sense of propriety.