The sound of one man's last two brain cells rubbing together to stay warm.
Ritz crackers
“Sometimes I get the itches on my butt. That means I can scratch them off.”
Sean has a unique sense of propriety.
Author: john ingram
This iteration of John Ingram was created in response to increased demand in global John Ingramness. Previous incarnations were less suited to fulfill this need.
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