Still cowering to KOMPRESSOR might

I really needn’t belabor this subject, but that it seems to upset the anarchists when “yuppies” such as myself* blog about their activities. I can’t, in good faith, ignore the opportunity to sprinkle sand in their collective vagina.


Burn it ALL down. Starting with this person’s house. The wise revolutionary will tell you not to riot in your own neighborhood, but when you lack any manner of discrimination, as this tag would suggest, then why not start at home. You’ll prove your point that way. At least, I won’t doubt your resolve…


Hrm. This sounds less like anarchy and more like moral nihilism. Or lyrics from a Black Flag song.


Alright. Enough is enough. I feel like this one might be the flyer that most supports my theory that this movement is perpetuated by disaffected teenagers. “Fuck the high schools”? I mean, sure, most people hate high school, but is it really worth angry graffiti? “Snuff your landlord”? Then who’s going to replace your stove when it goes out, or fix the toilet? “You wonder why we burn the cities down” Actually… Wait. What? Which cities did you burn down? Are you O’Leary’s cow? The least you could do, if you’re going to espouse such boldness, is not hide behind turtlenecks and bandannas. Anonymous anger is impotent anger.


The most ridiculous thing I saw all day. Part of me is pretty jealous of how this instrument is awesome to the max.

Caveat emptor, revolutionary motherfuckers.

* Yes, I laughed pretty hard when I read the comment that alludes to my being a yuppie. If only…

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This iteration of John Ingram was created in response to increased demand in global John Ingramness. Previous incarnations were less suited to fulfill this need.

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