Ode to Friday

Fuck.

Fuck, fuck.

Choke on a bag of dead dicks.

Many happy returns of the day, you crotch-punching sack of fuckstains. I cannot wish upon you enough death.

Fuck.

Author: john ingram

This iteration of John Ingram was created in response to increased demand in global John Ingramness. Previous incarnations were less suited to fulfill this need.

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