Poet savant

Apparently my youngest has been secretly honing his songwriting chops, and has started to pen lyrics. He also has it dead-set in his mind that these songs are destined to be released by Nine Inch Nails on whatever album ends up being catalog number Halo 29. As such, he is likely to be highly upset that I’ve let slip this information, but I simply must leak to you all at least one of his new songs. It’s called “Big Resolver” and it goes like this:

Wanted A Dog
My Day Is Gone
Dog-phones For Fin Tale Fish’s
Big Times Big Times Big Times
Dogs For Fish’s Big Times Big TIMES TIMES!
TIMES ARE INTO THE VOID! Void Void Void Void
Wanted A Dog
My Day Is Overdone
Dog-phones For Fin Tale Fish’s
Void Fish’s Are INTO THE VOID!
Void Void Void Void Void INTO THE VOID! Void Void Void

That’s some seriously awesome stream of consciousness shit, there. Five years old and he’s already blazing the trail for a new generation of beat poets.

*beams with pride*

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